Peanut Butter, Black Lace and Sweat

I love: pencil skirts, high heels, ripped jeans, deodorant, makeup, car keys, diamonds, southern accents, underwear, sleeping topless, Oreos, laughing till I snort, a guy putting his hand on my lower back, driving stick, feeling devious, being blunt, drinking beer, flirting with people I shouldn't be flirting with, shaking my ass when I walk, turning the music up loud enough so when I sing I sound as good as the artist, jumping up and down with my best friend Laurie at the Reel Big Fish show, marshmallows, being sore after working out, eye contact (wedding crashers 'Dude, she just eye fucked the shit out of me'), movie quotes, mascara, tongues, feeling flexible, making out on the floor, popping my toes, PDA, slapping Dominic's butt, hair strengtheners, running hugs, kisses on the cheek from good girlfriends, dancing 'till my side hurts, slipping and catching myself before anyone sees, having e-mail, black lace, having fantasies, Jason Mraz's song Curbside Prophet, getting butterflies when someone walks in the door, being inappropriate at appropriate times, hickeys, gossip magazines, riding in a fast car, dirty talk, giggling, picked flowers, sharpie markers, live music, peanut butter out of the jar, Pillsbury cookie dough, analyzing people, driving in fog, good music, push-up bras, Todd from wedding crashers, Red Robin, being visually overwhelmed when too many hot guys are around me, getting letters in the mail, being nervous to call someone, procrastinating, feeling beautiful in the morning, salami, being complimented, kisses in the oval, Lucky Charms, cell phones, questioning life, being in love, feeling sexy, Dominic's smile, pinstripes, piggyback rides, etc.

I hate: bad drivers, people with obnoxious laughs, bad breath, drunk guys, people who don't say bye before they get off the phone, chest hair, sponge bob square pants, girls who shave their arms, spending 1+ hours getting ready, cocky guys, people who don't give country music a chance, people who will do stupid things for money, tripping on the stairs, no parking zones, people who power trip, watching myself say stupid things, merging on the highway when people don't move over into the left lane, driving from larkspur to castle rock, guilt trips, drunk girls, expectations, getting junk mail, feeling lazy, smelling my own sweat, having cold feet, feeling depressed, not being able to find my chapstick while I'm driving, jealousy, hardcore porn, scream-o music, when people don't listen to me after they ask me a question, feeling a stray hair on the back of my arm, being hungry but knowing that I just ate a lot, being sore from not doing anything athletic...

If you ever wanted to know WAY more about me than you did--you now do! Hope you learned something.